I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
Would YOU want to drive in the lane between these two?
what did he think was going to happen
Source: Laughing Squid
this is one of the most satisfying things i have ever seen
a friend posted this on fb as what her kid was submitting for homework.
1) your kid is dumb as f*ck
2) worry about our future America
On the morning of the first #kubball gameday, we wake up, remember what day it is and we’re all like:
Around noon, we realize we have 7 long hours of waiting….
Check the time, and we’re like “you sure that clock’s not broken?”
Finally, it’s time to pregame, and we’re all just like:
7pm, time for tip-off, and Jayhawk Nation can’t help but be like, “yeah, this is awesome.”
The rest of the day, (and every day really) we’re just like like:
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